In The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour, we chronologically read aloud pages of an anonymous author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store.

This episode, we welcome back our friend Sarah, who found the binder!

Things have really developed with our narrator Kelly and Joe Fatone from *NSYNC. After a miscarriage, Kelly and Joey work on healing and consider their options about having children. Members of *NSYNC express their sympathies.  The band’s tour stops in Chicago (which excites us to no end because we are, in fact, located in Chicago). *NSYNC band member JC Chasez breaks up with a girlfriend,  a fan drools over Joey at Chicago’s O’Hare airport. Sarah outlines a likely scenario of how the binder came loose of the grip from the young adult that wrote it and made its way to us. And as usual, we try to decipher notes in the margin of the manuscript, criticize grammatical mistakes and survey additional evidence to support the theory that *NSYNC band member Lance Bass is an AI (possibly also, in outer space).

Also mentioned in this episode: chocolate making everything awesome, acting as if we’re filming with a camera in front of a live studio audience, Gwenyeth Paltrow’s recipe for salted eggs, hansonsecrets.livejournal.com, the theme to The Neverending Story, how “We Are the World” sounds like “Under the Sea,” angry harpsichords, pride in the use of the word “retorted” instead of “said,” the cuteness of seals, the prerequisite that every page of the binder must include 3 declarations of unconditional love, tattootheearth.com, Johnny Rzeznik from the Goo Goo Dolls, Raisons and Almonds: A Lullaby

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