The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour We read aloud pages of one author’s *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store. With piano accompaniment!

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In The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store. As usual, we question the author’s grammatical choices, enjoy irrelevant notes in the margins, all the while Sacha accompanies us on his keyboard.

In this episode, Joey Fatone and Kelly (the narrator of the story) drive down to Florida to reunite with the rest of the members of *NSYNC at the band’s compound, looking forward to sharing the news about Kelly’s pregnancy with Joey’s parents. Once there, some kind of trainer or choreographer named Wade is subjecting *NSYNC to extreme workouts, yet Joey still finds the energy to enthusiastically flirt with Kelly. In order to give our full attention to both performing the text from the binder and hash out exactly what is going on, we make our way through potent caffeinated beverages from New Wave Cafe in Logan Square in Chicago. We postulate a new theory about the origins of the material in the binder, and it’s a doozy! Plus! New found notes in the margins that lead to hot leads and speculation about the anonymous author!

 

Also in this episode: Picardy thirds, lime Jello-cream cheese dessert with Vitamix, fan fiction read ASMR-style, Chicago street sweepers, the usual puzzling choice of stage direction placement in the text, I’m Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman as a proposed national anthem, platinum edging, “I can feel you breathe” on the inside of ring, Silent Night as background music, Connie Chung’s meltdown, murder ballads, the notion that there is a higher probability of the binder being written by an artificial intelligence than Lane from *NSYNC actually being entertaining to anybody, a town in Illinois called Kenilworth.

 

We said we’d post a picture of something we couldn’t read. We think it might say, “Thanks for the saxe.” is it possible the writer spelled sex wrong? You be the judge.

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Kelly (our narrator) and Joey Fatone from *NSYNC make plans to recover after watching the Twin Towers fall in New York on September 11th, 2001. Kelly wakes up in the hospital after having suffered a concussion to big news from Joey about her medical state. After talking to Joey’s parents, Joey gives a press announcement from inside his truck then decide to go for an 18 hour drive to Orlando! Meanwhile, we respond with drinking coffee laced with Cream de Cacao and Triple Sec from 1993 at Liz’s house on the 4th of July, while Chicago fireworks periodically interrupt.

Also in this episode: Foghorn Leghorn, Liz’s cat eating (see picture below), radio pledge drives vs television pledge drives, squeaky chairs that sound like goats, the delighful Hala Kahiki bar’s brand rum, coffee mugs made to look like tiki mugs, Mary Tyler Moore on Juvenile Diabetes Foundation commercials and more!

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In The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store. As usual, we question the author’s grammatical choices, enjoy irrelevant notes in the margins, all the while Sacha accompanies us on his keyboard.

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Ta-daaa! It's Britney Ever After, Bitch!

We take a break from reading from the binder of found *NSYNC fan fiction, and recap an important television event!

No, not the new season of Twin Peaks!

It’s Britney After After, the Lifetime biopic, starring Natasha Bassett as Britney Spears. As usual, Sacha accompanies on his keyboards!

Also in this episode: Maya Angelou's cookbook, the saddest Dunkin’ Donuts in all of the land, pizza in an s-shaped all-edges pan, parking backwards to make a quick getaway, not having the rights to play the songs, watching Britney Spears concert videos in the dental department of Sears, the ill-fated Britney song Chillin' With You ft. Jamie Lynn, condensing moments for clarity, the claymation version of Justin Timberlake, going to buy a Timbaland album but accidentally buying a Justin Timberlake album, reenacting Lynn Spears’ memoir, celebrity as illness, dark Disney and more!

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