The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour, Episode #10: Awards & Arguments

April 19, 2016

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Melodrama ensues as the protagonist Kelly ends up back with Joey Fatone, after David kicks her out, when he realizes something is brewing as she continues her life on the road with *NSYNC. The rest of the band is thrilled to have Kelly back on the scene.  At a steamy post-show dance club, Kelly and Joey flirt with each other. Cameo appearances include Blink 182 and Jeremy Piven (what?!).

As always, *NSYNC continues to win awards.

We make shitty wine spritzers with Mad Housewive wine and club soda.

Sacha accompanies with a variety of settings on his keyboard including, inadvertantly, a harpsichord.

And, as usual, we overview and speculate with a post-reading selection analysis.

In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

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The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour, Episode #9: Lost & Found

September 30, 2015
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In this episode, we learn shocking news that threatens to change the lives of Joey, the narrator, and the narrator's family at home during the*NSYNC tour, which brings the tension between them to a head. Alyson Hannigan makes a cameo, as does Joey's parents. We drink ten year old Limoncello while Sacha accompanies the reading on a Casio keyboard, which somehow magically evolves the podcast into a radio soap opera. As usual, there's plenty of weird accents, snickering and snarky asides, while we try to just, really, hold it together without losing our shit entirely. Might we suggest listening to this episode on headphones? You can hear the piano better. We ask: WHO KNOWS? THE JOEY FATONE KNOWS!


In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

Subscribe to us on i-tunes by clicking here
 or listen here on podbean by streaming below.
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Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction #8 (A Ray of Blight Mini-Episode)

September 3, 2015

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We drink crappy orangello and do random accents while reading about our female narrator's adventures with Joey Fatone from *NSYNC! This episode: girls fawn over the band, crying, screaming and requesting kisses for two hours. Then it's time for an awards show! At a party afterwards, Sarah Michelle Gellar gives the narrator advice. Plus, limos and champagne!

A note: Our narrator may or may not be named Kelly. Kelly is also the name of the woman she is supposed to be posing as, which is NOT CONFUSING IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER AND WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.


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Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction #7 (A Ray of Blight Mini-Episode)

March 28, 2015
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In this episode, Kelly goes with the band to a meet and greet (where she is seated next to Britney Spears), followed by a tearful call home. We experiment with using a variety of accents while drinking from a bottle of questionable ten year old Caravella Orangecello found at Liz's house.

*NSYNC Fan Fiction started out as its own segment on Ray of Blight, but it has now been given its own life. we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

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Ray of Blight #6 Celebrity Cooking

November 18, 2014

An investigation into when celebrities have no business sharing their food expertise do so anyway.

A small sampling of relevant subtopics in Ray of Blight #6 Celebrity Cooking: Cheeto Casserole * Recipes from a Bygone Era: Tuna + Egg * Phyllis DIller's Chicken Maui * American food sentiment: Ketchup, Sauce, Heat and Alcohol * Sacha's Theory: Everyone Has a Chicken Dish * ghost cookbook writers * cookbooks in the style of a fictional persona * married vs hitched * cracking an egg badly and spreading the mess to a wider surface area * falling asleep with a half eaten cookie * the superiority of shredded cheese* the part of the grocery store that's like Epcot Center * British Celebrity Chefs * The Beverly Hillbillies * judgment of Sacha's messy walk-in pantry, and much, much more.

…Plus, we make Irene Ryan's Spicy Corn Bread, and it's delicious. It should be. There's an entire stick of butter in there.

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*NSYNC Fan Fiction #6 (A Ray of Blight Mini-Episode)

October 23, 2014
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In this episode, Kelly selects clothing for a meet and greet to accompany Joey, while we try to make sense of the writer's handwriting and try our best to avoid dripping popsicles on the binder. A special surprise greets listeners at end!

NSYNC Fan Fiction started out as its own segment on Ray of Blight, but it has now been given its own life. we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.


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NSYNC Fan Fiction #5 (A Ray of Blight Mini-Episode)

September 21, 2014
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We birthed a monster!!!! NSYNC Fan Fiction started out as its own segment on Ray of Blight, but it has now been given its own life. All for you (and for us because we enjoy it so), here's what we do on each episode: we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.


Yeah yeah yeah, the last episode of Ray of Blight was the fifth episode, but it included the fourth installment of NSYNC Fan Fiction. That's why this is labelled as the fifth episode for NSYNC Fan Fiction. Try not to cry. Oh fine, here's a tissue.

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Ray of Blight #5 Song Trees + Genetics, Now Available

February 3, 2014

This episode: Join us as we investigate songs that sound the same, while we enjoy Popped Roasted Red Pepper Crisps and Diet Dr. Pepper. Plus an interview with our friend who found the *NSYNC Fan Fiction binder!

A small sampling of relevant subtopics in Ray of Blight #5 Song Trees + Genetics: The Sugababes Overloaded: Can You Feel the White Rabbit of Ennio Morricone? * Madonna's Frozen Loophole * The Sensitive Female Chord Progression: Beyoncé & Joan Osborne * The Benevolent Daft Punk Robots * Goldfrapp vs Van Halen * Nirvana vs Killing Joke * Girls Aloud * Oasis Buys The World Coke & Plenty of Coke For Themselves Also * Debbie Harry's Throat Frog * Livin' on a Place On Earth * Black Metal vs Billy Joel * A Case Study of Interpolation: Mah Nà Mah Nà in Vanilla's No Way No Way * Huey Lewis & The New Ghostbuster, As Presided by Judge Parker Jr. * Pretty in Pink Wants to Destroy You * Pepper Ann & the Pixies * Tina Turner vs The Velvet Underground * NPR Song of the Day RIP * James Brown Fining Sacha For Continuing to Lean On the Table * Cursive writing * Googling Joey Fatone & Kelly Dating * Ripping Off vs Tribute To * Court Cases * Sacha Imitates a Man Busking on the Blue Line * Sonic Fashion & Regurgitation * Evolving the Song * Artistic Resonance * What Twelve Year Old Girls Think Adult Dating Is Like * Nun Painting

...Now with more snacks!

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Ray of Blight #4 A Discussion of James Bond Theme Songs, Now Available For Your Listening Pleasure

December 11, 2012

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This episode: songs commissioned for James Bond movies, and what makes them awesome and what does not. Plus, Google Voice Mail Transcription Karaoke, another installment of *NSYNC Fan Fiction and you joining us in laughing ourselves silly.

A small sampling of relevant subtopics in Ray of Blight #4 James Bond Themes: the extravagantly fabulous Dame Shirley Bassey, Gladys Knight in a tux, Tina Turner having a stroke, the likening of Sheryl Crow's thin voice to that of a dying cat, Goldfinger, Mr. Bond being expected to die instead of being expected to talk, live and let pie, Eartha Kitt, Madonna's request that Dr. Freud analyze her defiance of ego, Diamonds Are Forever, Nick Rhodes looking like Bonnie Tyler, the Alicia Keys & Jack White screech fest, Bon Simon LeBon mugging, speculation of potentially mandatory a-ha font, Whedonistas, The Pretenders, The Living Daylights, pauvre Scott Walker, whispering during R. Kelly's Whitney Houston tribute, Jewel Staite, throat singing and cattle calling, Alanis Morissette cramming as many words as possible into a sentence, Lace And Leather vs When Doves Cry, Nancy Sinatra's recording tribulations, correlation vs causation, the mandatory art of "selling it," John Barry, Cher Lloyd grunting, Tom Jones passing out, Adele's Skyfall, Moonraker, Dusty Springfield, Casino Royale, Last FM scrobbling with Wings, Lulu vs Alice Cooper: The Man With The Golden Gun, and much, much more!

During this episode we talk about a few things that we said we would post pictures of. Here they are!

Shirley Bassey, the Queen of James Bond Themes, Performing Goldfinger

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A sampling of stills Discussed From the View to a Kill Video

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a-ha's opening credit font

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Tom Brokaw vs DAMEJUDIDENCH

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Ray of Blight #3 Celebrity Smells

October 1, 2012

Ray of Blight Celebrity Fragrance Lab

This episode focuses on celebrity fragrances. We did a guerilla smell recon mission with the aid of index cards, plastic bags, a pen and a whole lot of giggling. Also, we have another installment of *NSYNC Fan Fiction, as well as Oops I Did It Again performed karaoke-style with lyrics transcribed by Google Voice Mail. Then we got an equipment upgrade!

A small sampling of relevant subtopics: Britney Spears' Radiance and inner death, celebrity dust and genetics, drum and bass notes, the many extremes of Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift's eyes, Everybody Wang Chunging, Perfume the movie, Faith Hill and synthetic grapefruit crossover fruit smell, boring ladies named Heidi, Paris vs Perez, Alicia Bridges, Beyonce, Justin Bieber's vulva-shaped fragrance bottle, soda suicide, Céline Dion, Seal's forehead, celebrity perfume marketing, Lady Gaga, a drop of blood and a femur from Angelina Jolie, The Flame by Cheap Trick, The Dollhouse, Jennifer Lopez's Love & Light vs Love & Glamour, SJP mannishly horsin' around with Matthew Broderick, Crazy Train, confusing John Candy with Usher, Innocuous by Phil Collins, Rihanna, the smell of plastic bags and index cards, Hilary Duff's Whipped With Love, spirit mother of Kohl's Daisy Fuentes, Mariah Carey's festive Tinkerbellian Perfume, bubble gum-ish body souffle, retail therapy, nightmares on Fantasy Island.

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