In The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store. As usual, we question the author’s grammatical choices, enjoy irrelevant notes in the margins, all the while Sacha accompanies us on his keyboard.
In this Very Special Episode, Kelly (our narrator) and Joey Fatone continue to profess their love to each other while in New York. They shop while Justin Timberlake accompanies them for part of their day. Joey has a major, life-changing request in store for Kelly after a day of shopping. Later, he gives her his credit card. AND THEN HOLY SHIT, IT GETS REAL. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO HEAR WHAT WE MEAN.
We decided to blend coffee with alcohol with what Sacha dubbed “The NSYNC DRINK” aka “Fatone Olé”, made from 7-11 coffee, Jim Beam and Hershey’s Creamer. While drinking, we theorize that perhaps the entire binder was dictated to someone else who was writing it down, or that it is ALL TRUE, or that maybe, just maybe, it is the transcription of an oracle.
Also in this episode: similarities between “Take My Breath Away” and “The Golden Girls” theme; the argument whether it is better to eat Olive Garden breadsticks when they’re nice and hot or the opposite position, that it is better to just dump them in a bag and leave; the Wikipedia page for the movie “Glitter,”; Zazzle product making, confusing “Night Court” with “Law and Order” and much, much more!
Listeners, would you prefer us to perform it and score it later with the music, or do you like us doing the music on the spot? And would you prefer instead of doing it live we practice it and then perform it? Let us know the best way to procede! E-mail us to let us know caboosezine(at)gmail(dot)com!