Ray Of Blight with Liz & Sacha We talk about pop music. And we eat in as many as three or more diners in a night. Also, we laugh ourselves silly.

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In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store.

This episode features Joey and Kelly arguing about who makes what noises in bed while trying to not disturb Justin Timberlake. And boy is he tired of Britney’s high maintenanceness. Russel Crowe is spotted at the deli!

The anonymous author’s handwriting is both praised and criticized, many ounces of coffee from Cafe Mustache are consummed, and most importantly, “Pop sensation” Sacha Mullin continues to do weird accents and sounds like he forgot English and then has relearned it specifically for this episode, while simultaneously skillfully accompanying on his piano.

Also not to be missed in this episode: bagels, singing melancholy songs in front of a bouncy house at an ice cream social, the Blue RIbbon Glee Club, hitting a G# by accident, Fuman Skeeto, putting both limes and lions in coconuts, mispronoucning words at integral moments, laughing so hard one puts one’s head down on the piano, donkey videos on Youtube, that SexyBack sounds like music from Mortal Combat, speculation that binder we’re reading from is actually the Necronomicon or maybe Marvel’s Darkhold book.

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September 15, 2016  

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The plot gets steamy as our secret lovers Kelly the Narrator and *NSYNC's Joey Fatone confess their true feelings to each other!

But the melodrama continues! The potential repercussions of their forbidden love mean that they are playing with fire! Enrique Iglesias songs are left on answering machines, significant others demand to be taken of speaker phone, confessions are confessed! All the while, the world's most popular boy band continues photoshoots and performances, as well as making plans to perform with Michael Jackson at the Garden.

Madison Square Garden or The Olive Garden? We don't know and we're not even sure the author knows.

We critique the author's writing style, try out new accents and call a phone number we find written in the margin of the page.

All this while we get amped on caffeine and Sacha accompanies with a variety of settings on his keyboard.

In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

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Melodrama ensues as the protagonist Kelly ends up back with Joey Fatone, after David kicks her out, when he realizes something is brewing as she continues her life on the road with *NSYNC. The rest of the band is thrilled to have Kelly back on the scene.  At a steamy post-show dance club, Kelly and Joey flirt with each other. Cameo appearances include Blink 182 and Jeremy Piven (what?!).

As always, *NSYNC continues to win awards.

We make shitty wine spritzers with Mad Housewive wine and club soda.

Sacha accompanies with a variety of settings on his keyboard including, inadvertantly, a harpsichord.

And, as usual, we overview and speculate with a post-reading selection analysis.

In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

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In this episode, we learn shocking news that threatens to change the lives of Joey, the narrator, and the narrator's family at home during the*NSYNC tour, which brings the tension between them to a head. Alyson Hannigan makes a cameo, as does Joey's parents. We drink ten year old Limoncello while Sacha accompanies the reading on a Casio keyboard, which somehow magically evolves the podcast into a radio soap opera. As usual, there's plenty of weird accents, snickering and snarky asides, while we try to just, really, hold it together without losing our shit entirely. Might we suggest listening to this episode on headphones? You can hear the piano better. We ask: WHO KNOWS? THE JOEY FATONE KNOWS!


In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

Subscribe to us on i-tunes by clicking here
 or listen here on podbean by streaming below.
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September 3, 2015  

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We drink crappy orangello and do random accents while reading about our female narrator's adventures with Joey Fatone from *NSYNC! This episode: girls fawn over the band, crying, screaming and requesting kisses for two hours. Then it's time for an awards show! At a party afterwards, Sarah Michelle Gellar gives the narrator advice. Plus, limos and champagne!

A note: Our narrator may or may not be named Kelly. Kelly is also the name of the woman she is supposed to be posing as, which is NOT CONFUSING IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER AND WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.


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March 28, 2015  
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In this episode, Kelly goes with the band to a meet and greet (where she is seated next to Britney Spears), followed by a tearful call home. We experiment with using a variety of accents while drinking from a bottle of questionable ten year old Caravella Orangecello found at Liz's house.

*NSYNC Fan Fiction started out as its own segment on Ray of Blight, but it has now been given its own life. we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

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November 18, 2014  

An investigation into when celebrities have no business sharing their food expertise do so anyway.

A small sampling of relevant subtopics in Ray of Blight #6 Celebrity Cooking: Cheeto Casserole * Recipes from a Bygone Era: Tuna + Egg * Phyllis DIller's Chicken Maui * American food sentiment: Ketchup, Sauce, Heat and Alcohol * Sacha's Theory: Everyone Has a Chicken Dish * ghost cookbook writers * cookbooks in the style of a fictional persona * married vs hitched * cracking an egg badly and spreading the mess to a wider surface area * falling asleep with a half eaten cookie * the superiority of shredded cheese* the part of the grocery store that's like Epcot Center * British Celebrity Chefs * The Beverly Hillbillies * judgment of Sacha's messy walk-in pantry, and much, much more.

…Plus, we make Irene Ryan's Spicy Corn Bread, and it's delicious. It should be. There's an entire stick of butter in there.

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October 23, 2014  
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In this episode, Kelly selects clothing for a meet and greet to accompany Joey, while we try to make sense of the writer's handwriting and try our best to avoid dripping popsicles on the binder. A special surprise greets listeners at end!

NSYNC Fan Fiction started out as its own segment on Ray of Blight, but it has now been given its own life. we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

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September 21, 2014  
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We birthed a monster!!!! NSYNC Fan Fiction started out as its own segment on Ray of Blight, but it has now been given its own life. All for you (and for us because we enjoy it so), here's what we do on each episode: we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.


Yeah yeah yeah, the last episode of Ray of Blight was the fifth episode, but it included the fourth installment of NSYNC Fan Fiction. That's why this is labelled as the fifth episode for NSYNC Fan Fiction. Try not to cry. Oh fine, here's a tissue.


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February 3, 2014  

This episode: Join us as we investigate songs that sound the same, while we enjoy Popped Roasted Red Pepper Crisps and Diet Dr. Pepper. Plus an interview with our friend who found the *NSYNC Fan Fiction binder!

A small sampling of relevant subtopics in Ray of Blight #5 Song Trees + Genetics: The Sugababes Overloaded: Can You Feel the White Rabbit of Ennio Morricone? * Madonna's Frozen Loophole * The Sensitive Female Chord Progression: Beyoncé & Joan Osborne * The Benevolent Daft Punk Robots * Goldfrapp vs Van Halen * Nirvana vs Killing Joke * Girls Aloud * Oasis Buys The World Coke & Plenty of Coke For Themselves Also * Debbie Harry's Throat Frog * Livin' on a Place On Earth * Black Metal vs Billy Joel * A Case Study of Interpolation: Mah Nà Mah Nà in Vanilla's No Way No Way * Huey Lewis & The New Ghostbuster, As Presided by Judge Parker Jr. * Pretty in Pink Wants to Destroy You * Pepper Ann & the Pixies * Tina Turner vs The Velvet Underground * NPR Song of the Day RIP * James Brown Fining Sacha For Continuing to Lean On the Table * Cursive writing * Googling Joey Fatone & Kelly Dating * Ripping Off vs Tribute To * Court Cases * Sacha Imitates a Man Busking on the Blue Line * Sonic Fashion & Regurgitation * Evolving the Song * Artistic Resonance * What Twelve Year Old Girls Think Adult Dating Is Like * Nun Painting

...Now with more snacks!

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