The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour We read aloud pages of one author’s *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store. With piano accompaniment!

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In The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store. As usual, we question the author’s grammatical choices, enjoy irrelevant notes in the margins, all the while Sacha accompanies us on his keyboard.

In this episode, Joey Fatone and Kelly (the narrator of the story) drive down to Florida to reunite with the rest of the members of *NSYNC at the band’s compound, looking forward to sharing the news about Kelly’s pregnancy with Joey’s parents. Once there, some kind of trainer or choreographer named Wade is subjecting *NSYNC to extreme workouts, yet Joey still finds the energy to enthusiastically flirt with Kelly. In order to give our full attention to both performing the text from the binder and hash out exactly what is going on, we make our way through potent caffeinated beverages from New Wave Cafe in Logan Square in Chicago. We postulate a new theory about the origins of the material in the binder, and it’s a doozy! Plus! New found notes in the margins that lead to hot leads and speculation about the anonymous author!

 

Also in this episode: Picardy thirds, lime Jello-cream cheese dessert with Vitamix, fan fiction read ASMR-style, Chicago street sweepers, the usual puzzling choice of stage direction placement in the text, I’m Not a Girl Not Yet a Woman as a proposed national anthem, platinum edging, “I can feel you breathe” on the inside of ring, Silent Night as background music, Connie Chung’s meltdown, murder ballads, the notion that there is a higher probability of the binder being written by an artificial intelligence than Lane from *NSYNC actually being entertaining to anybody, a town in Illinois called Kenilworth.

 

We said we’d post a picture of something we couldn’t read. We think it might say, “Thanks for the saxe.” is it possible the writer spelled sex wrong? You be the judge.

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Kelly (our narrator) and Joey Fatone from *NSYNC make plans to recover after watching the Twin Towers fall in New York on September 11th, 2001. Kelly wakes up in the hospital after having suffered a concussion to big news from Joey about her medical state. After talking to Joey’s parents, Joey gives a press announcement from inside his truck then decide to go for an 18 hour drive to Orlando! Meanwhile, we respond with drinking coffee laced with Cream de Cacao and Triple Sec from 1993 at Liz’s house on the 4th of July, while Chicago fireworks periodically interrupt.

Also in this episode: Foghorn Leghorn, Liz’s cat eating (see picture below), radio pledge drives vs television pledge drives, squeaky chairs that sound like goats, the delighful Hala Kahiki bar’s brand rum, coffee mugs made to look like tiki mugs, Mary Tyler Moore on Juvenile Diabetes Foundation commercials and more!

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In The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store. As usual, we question the author’s grammatical choices, enjoy irrelevant notes in the margins, all the while Sacha accompanies us on his keyboard.

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In  The Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction Radio Hour, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store. As usual, we question the author’s grammatical choices, enjoy irrelevant notes in the margins, all the while Sacha accompanies us on his keyboard.

 

In this Very Special Episode, Kelly (our narrator) and Joey Fatone continue to profess their love to each other while in New York. They shop while Justin Timberlake accompanies them for part of their day. Joey has a major, life-changing request in store for Kelly after a day of shopping. Later, he gives her his credit card. AND THEN HOLY SHIT, IT GETS REAL. YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO HEAR WHAT WE MEAN.

 

We decided to blend coffee with alcohol with what Sacha dubbed “The NSYNC DRINK” aka “Fatone Olé”, made from 7-11 coffee, Jim Beam and Hershey’s Creamer. While drinking, we theorize that perhaps the entire binder was dictated to someone else who was writing it down, or that it is ALL TRUE, or that maybe, just maybe, it is the transcription of an oracle.

 

Also in this episode: similarities between “Take My Breath Away” and “The Golden Girls” theme; the argument whether it is better to eat Olive Garden breadsticks when they’re nice and hot or the opposite position, that it is better to just dump them in a bag and leave; the Wikipedia page for the movie “Glitter,”; Zazzle product making, confusing “Night Court” with “Law and Order” and much, much more!

 

Listeners, would you prefer us to perform it and score it later with the music, or do you like us doing the music on the spot? And would you prefer instead of doing it live we practice it and then perform it? Let us know the best way to procede! E-mail us to let us know caboosezine(at)gmail(dot)com!

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In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store.

This episode features Joey and Kelly arguing about who makes what noises in bed while trying to not disturb Justin Timberlake. And boy is he tired of Britney’s high maintenanceness. Russel Crowe is spotted at the deli!

The anonymous author’s handwriting is both praised and criticized, many ounces of coffee from Cafe Mustache are consummed, and most importantly, “Pop sensation” Sacha Mullin continues to do weird accents and sounds like he forgot English and then has relearned it specifically for this episode, while simultaneously skillfully accompanying on his piano.

Also not to be missed in this episode: bagels, singing melancholy songs in front of a bouncy house at an ice cream social, the Blue RIbbon Glee Club, hitting a G# by accident, Fuman Skeeto, putting both limes and lions in coconuts, mispronoucning words at integral moments, laughing so hard one puts one’s head down on the piano, donkey videos on Youtube, that SexyBack sounds like music from Mortal Combat, speculation that binder we’re reading from is actually the Necronomicon or maybe Marvel’s Darkhold book.

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September 15, 2016  

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The plot gets steamy as our secret lovers Kelly the Narrator and *NSYNC's Joey Fatone confess their true feelings to each other!

But the melodrama continues! The potential repercussions of their forbidden love mean that they are playing with fire! Enrique Iglesias songs are left on answering machines, significant others demand to be taken of speaker phone, confessions are confessed! All the while, the world's most popular boy band continues photoshoots and performances, as well as making plans to perform with Michael Jackson at the Garden.

Madison Square Garden or The Olive Garden? We don't know and we're not even sure the author knows.

We critique the author's writing style, try out new accents and call a phone number we find written in the margin of the page.

All this while we get amped on caffeine and Sacha accompanies with a variety of settings on his keyboard.

In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

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Melodrama ensues as the protagonist Kelly ends up back with Joey Fatone, after David kicks her out, when he realizes something is brewing as she continues her life on the road with *NSYNC. The rest of the band is thrilled to have Kelly back on the scene.  At a steamy post-show dance club, Kelly and Joey flirt with each other. Cameo appearances include Blink 182 and Jeremy Piven (what?!).

As always, *NSYNC continues to win awards.

We make shitty wine spritzers with Mad Housewive wine and club soda.

Sacha accompanies with a variety of settings on his keyboard including, inadvertantly, a harpsichord.

And, as usual, we overview and speculate with a post-reading selection analysis.

In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

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In this episode, we learn shocking news that threatens to change the lives of Joey, the narrator, and the narrator's family at home during the*NSYNC tour, which brings the tension between them to a head. Alyson Hannigan makes a cameo, as does Joey's parents. We drink ten year old Limoncello while Sacha accompanies the reading on a Casio keyboard, which somehow magically evolves the podcast into a radio soap opera. As usual, there's plenty of weird accents, snickering and snarky asides, while we try to just, really, hold it together without losing our shit entirely. Might we suggest listening to this episode on headphones? You can hear the piano better. We ask: WHO KNOWS? THE JOEY FATONE KNOWS!


In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction, we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

Subscribe to us on i-tunes by clicking here
 or listen here on podbean by streaming below.
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September 3, 2015  

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We drink crappy orangello and do random accents while reading about our female narrator's adventures with Joey Fatone from *NSYNC! This episode: girls fawn over the band, crying, screaming and requesting kisses for two hours. Then it's time for an awards show! At a party afterwards, Sarah Michelle Gellar gives the narrator advice. Plus, limos and champagne!

A note: Our narrator may or may not be named Kelly. Kelly is also the name of the woman she is supposed to be posing as, which is NOT CONFUSING IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER AND WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?

In Found *NSYNC Fan Fiction we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's *NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.


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March 28, 2015  
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In this episode, Kelly goes with the band to a meet and greet (where she is seated next to Britney Spears), followed by a tearful call home. We experiment with using a variety of accents while drinking from a bottle of questionable ten year old Caravella Orangecello found at Liz's house.

*NSYNC Fan Fiction started out as its own segment on Ray of Blight, but it has now been given its own life. we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

Subscribe to us on i-tunes here.

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October 23, 2014  
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In this episode, Kelly selects clothing for a meet and greet to accompany Joey, while we try to make sense of the writer's handwriting and try our best to avoid dripping popsicles on the binder. A special surprise greets listeners at end!

NSYNC Fan Fiction started out as its own segment on Ray of Blight, but it has now been given its own life. we chronologically read aloud pages of one author's NSYNC fan fiction, from a binder found at a thrift store in Chicago. We have not read ahead, so you're experiencing each page with us IN REAL TIME.

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